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Here’s two 6'3 guys just hanging out together

He’s not 6'3", and even 6'2" is dubious - here he is next to the 6'1" Obama:

He’s definitely not 6'3". Obama is 6'1" and they’re virtually the same height in this (and other Inauguration photos). If anything, Obama’s slightly taller.

Coldstone.

239lbs?

Why is the fucking press laughing at his jokes???????????? Fuck this man. GIVE HIM NOTHING.

They’re probably thinking ‘we should have considered an abortion.’

Cool story bro.

No one gives a shit what you want to read or where you’re going.

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

Karma is a funny thing.... Maybe in exchange for Prince, Carrie Fisher and George Michael, 2017 will give up on Justin Bieber, Dick Cheney and Donald Trump.

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I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these

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Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

My husband is a contractor working in earth science. His whole team is expecting to get shut down. He’s depressed about things, and the uncertainty (of “when” more than “if”) has me stressed out constantly.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

nah

I'm really happy that they are getting rid of the headphone jack. It frees me from feeling like I need to buy their new phone.

TRUMP: America is a hellhole. Currently one of the worst countries on Earth. Only I can make it great again.

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