Fact: If you can’t see the fun in nitpicking you’re not a real geek.

I’m going to take a flyer and say your first language is Russian. That’s not how we structure sentences in English.

You seem to be under the impression that Foxtrot Alpha has been really supportive of US involvement in Syria. Go troll in Crimea, friend.

Obama has found his own way to make Russia spend itself to death. We just have to do this every few decades and we’re set as the only real superpower!

Yes, beautiful objects!

You don’t want to talk about something more meaningful than dresses?

I’m sorry, your criteria for a good president is being irrational?

True, but he’s the candidate most supported by Republicans.

I’d rather vote for Trump than anyone running Libertarian. Hell, I’d rather vote for most hobos than the Libertarian candidate.

A parachute is the safety mechanism? Is it going to fly high enough for a parachute to do anything?