I mean, I would not have bought this manual car, but I did buy a new manual car. 

I actually would have bought this had it been available last April. Hear that Jalopnik? Someone would have actually bought it new instead of bitching about how manual gear boxes are disappearing from new cars only to brag about how they buy used cars.

I have no idea why I was so intrigued by this question.....so I googled it using the dealership address and asked for directions to the closest “Austinuts”.......

“To be completely honest, I forgot the story I was making up mid-sentence and I still need to say words to complete this sentence and there you go I feel like this is enough words to count as an explanation,” said the woman.

With some Fava beans and a nice Chianti...

I’ve witnessed something similar.

I can’t imagine they’d be gamy. Too well-padded around the mid-section. I’m down with Probably Not Moriarty’s confit suggestion. Make good use of all that fat.

Been using Grey Poupon since before it was cool.  It's delicious on sandwiches although it's no good in devilled eggs.

Of course! I have a whole folder of memes, macros and gifs saved for future use on my home pc and tablet, and had them mirrored on Photobucket *spit!* before they made that site useless.

I’m sure we have some sort of seven degree acquaintance in common.

“Basically, I’m bored”

*squints* Not being as poor as some people does not make one rich. In this case, eat the rich would most likely be focused on the 1% of people that hord about 50% of the world’s wealth.

When you rip that just right fart and look around hoping everyone else gets a good hearty whiff.

Like all game meat a long cook stew is probably for the best.

With all the Kinja do-overs and random resets, I’ve been in and out of the grays more than I can count. Fortunately, it has been a little while since the last major “improvement”. Crap, now I probably jinxed it!

Ah double post, got you. 

Hahaha, this is genius.

Friday evening I was on the 110 headed to a Dodger game. Traffic was horrendous, as usual. Next lane over was a woman in a Rolls and I totally asked her if she had any Grey Poupon.

Sous-vide. It combines asphyxiation with drowning AND boiling. Plus it takes so long that we can easily go about our day like nothing’s happening, so it’s also convenient!

Maybe don’t eat Elon, just in case the crazy is catching.