Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

Here’s some numbers.

The guy who owned my previous house was an immigrant from Spain—Madrid, to be precise. He managed a recycling plant in Modesto with a 99% Mexican workforce. He said most of his employees had no idea what the fuck he was talking about and would ask him to speak English.

11 years! I win!

Um, yeah. “Willpower”.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually not mad at Tebow for this. He said “no sex before marriage” roughly a bazillion times in a kajillion different media outlets. She has every right to get some, but it’s not like he hid the plan.

Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends?

The Panthers are America’s greatest 9-1 team and despite their one loss, they’re playing great. One Nation! One Team! One Loss!

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

My grandpa used to tell me stories about how the Krauts ripped up his banner on D-Day...you could see the tears in his eyes when he thought about how much that banner cost and how excited he was to put it up on the beach...truly, the greatest generation.

Thank goodness this got resolved. The Panthers don’t need any bad karma. They are the best one loss team in the league right now.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

I’m a guy and I bought “The Game” 10 years ago and it changed my life! Most of my dummy friends read it to sleep with women, but I read it to just be able to talk to women in a social setting. I think most guys forget that the pickup artists in the book all end up miserable!

I’m not a lawyer, but I know that isn’t true. I was sued once. It never went to trial because they coukdn’t find an expert to say i did anything wrong. I still asked my lawyer about settling to make it go away because the whole thing was stressful.

Yea, it’s become sort of a knee jerk reaction for me to check if the publisher was a major publisher now. At least with Indie devs, it’s kinda an unknown as to whether or not they’re going to screw me over.

“My offer is nothing. That’s promo code: NOTHING.”

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

The panel of a Colonel Sanders pushing a black man out of his way, demanding satisfaction is basically America in a single panel.

Not sure Kobe would bother asking, frankly.