You mean the same Raptors who played two tight games vs. the Warriors this season which weren’t decided until the final 90 seconds, and the same Raptors who won or tied the season series vs. the Cavs, Spurs, and Thunder. Those Raptors?

LeBron James wears 23

He also wasted no time in having Shaq as a teammate and Phil as a coach.

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

You did well in giving him a good life. Sorry man.

Thanks Luv, he was a rescue and a good dog. Always there with a wagging tail.

So sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is such a kick in the ass.

That’s a damn good dog.

A rough week. Today I had to put down my other dog, Rugby, due to cancer that had spread through his abdomen. Rest in peace little buddy, it was a good 10 years.

Brooklyn? Probably is a gluten free crust with shit like basil on it. I”ll take a Digiorno over it any time. Everybody will think it’s delivery anyways. They NEVER believe me!

Spoken like someone who has never been high at 4am before.

This reminds me of the time we got really high and at 4am we tried to grill a cold Domino’s Stuffed Crust pizza. It almost started a fire that burned the entire porch down. We argued over the cause of the inferno. Was it the extra cheese? The grease? Turns out you need to take it out of the box first. I really wish…

What I’m going to do is drink too much Saturday afternoon, order a large pizza for myself, pass out before I can eat it, and then pick at it the rest of the weekend while I die from a hangover. I will be pairing this with lemon lime gatorade and the floor.

The only one that wants to sex that Mutombo is Jerry Sandusky.

In human years, I checked.

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

The sole use for washcloths in my house is to chase the animals around, trying to hold it under their mouths before they puke so I don’t have to pull out cleaning products and the steamer when they get half on the hardwood floor and half on the area rug.