Yeah but his presence would really help take a lot off the platelet of the rookies you know? Veteran presence etc. etc.

From the player’s perspective, I get it. I’m sure Bosh wishes he was out on the court with every fibrin of his being.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Who watches Game of Thrones and Silicon Valley and not Veep? Not that GoT and Silicon Valley aren’t great shows, they certainly are*...but Veep is amazing!

Careful Sam. When you get to be as old as some of these guys, you might get a little streaky-assed.

It’s the last letter in “struck” (as in “struck out”) and “S” was already taken for sacrifice.

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

Spike Lee wishes his team was mediocre at best

I usually prefer to move on continuously, but whatever works for you.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

That’s not fair—the guys commenting on ESPN definitely aren’t getting paid.

*Employed

“Sick burn!”

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Is that because the kids go to concentration camps?

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.