That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

If Jordan sat out a game in the playoffs, the 95-96 Bulls would have won by 37. That’s how much better Jordan is than Curry.

Why is a cancer patient dressed for a basketball game?

#benquadzi

Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.

Morons. How are you going to broadcast the results of a poll without giving us the margin of error?

"Ass-hole"

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

YES!!!