Bosh: This beer hits the spot. 5 stars.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

I was the fan in attendance and Brian Cohen is the worst ref in the c-league and the only “amateur” who bitches at fans who chuckle him for his horrible refereeing. Haram should have decked him in the groin or picked up a wooden chair WWE style. Hopefully more benevolence against her happens.

Call On The Ice: [stands]
Call On The Ice: [looks at camera]
Call On The Ice: [clears throat]
Call On The Ice: Carol, if you’re watching... I’m sorry. Please come home.

If only there was a reverse camera angle, so we could catch the full weight of that dramatic turn.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

“One time things got really crazy. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the asprin began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge…

“Look at it. You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. And I can prove it: Got any aspirin? I’m not picky. And I’m serious — show me what you’re stashing or the only way you’re leaving this penthouse suite is through…

“You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. Of course, not everyone agrees. Some even object to calling horse tranquilizers ‘aspirin’.”

I assure you, Rays fans- like their brethren along the eastern seaboard- have most certainly not enjoyed the Bautista regime.

I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.

Patience pays off, I guess. How did Boban Marjanovic get where he is today?

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

The Aristocrats!

And the crowd can hardly contain himself!

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I’d fire her coach for telling her to hit the ground running.

Ha! That sniper rifle sounds exactly like a Starter’s Pistol!