You freakin’ blew it, fish boy.

Someone cod’ve helped a little.

Why go to overtime? Shouldn’t they just draw for high card to declare a winner?

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Don’t forget everyone, this isn’t the judge making a judgment call that it’s just utterly immoral to give him so little time.

Was his condition that his heart is enormous? Sure sounds like it.

As someone who has denounced his Christianity — I still have a faith and belief in God, but fuck me if I’m gonna be lumped in with the intolerant anti-gay bible-thumping zealots — this was a powerful reminder of the good that religion does have, the way it can deeply heal and help persevere at our darkest times. The…

I was literally thinking the same exact thing and almost wrote that.

The second I read those three sentences, I thought “Okay, that’s why everyone loves Monty Williams so much.” The kind of person who can say something like that, in that situation, is the kind of person who is going to be loved by a lot of people.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Nice that MLB let him bring his grandson on the field. I'm not so sure about those shades though, but hey, I'm not the pro ballplayer.

It’s also incredibly condescending to not play against someone and stop trying. It’s a fine line between ridiculing someone (not putting back an easy rebound or avoiding an obvious lane for a layup) and trying to keep the score reasonable. And what if the team just wasn’t getting back on defence?

Be honest. Who looked at the picture and thought the red team won?

just soon enough

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

He sure earned it. Think about how exhausting it must be for him to handle the many responsibilities and powers that he randomly decided he had.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.