MOM: I just can’t believe how proud I am of Matt, and how happy it makes me feel to see him so... oh, it’s been disallowed? Fuck him then.

YOUR mom is adorable!!!

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

“Whiteside is maybe one of the best shot-blockers in NBA history”

I don’t need numbers to tell me the Heat’s defense is better without him.

What an idiot. If he didn’t want to forget, why did he put it on his back?

I mean, where do you even start with this?

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

I actually like the tattoo, especially since he decided to add Messier’s jersey number.

Straw man argument. An NFL player realizes he has a concussion and play has already halted. An NFL official has an assigned place on the field during a play. An NFL player would have to go out of his way to knock over an official. The continuous nature of hockey, the fact that referees and linesmen move up and down…

The turf in question was beyond the football playing surface because a soccer pitch is bigger. There were seams in the additional turf.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

What’s really bizarre is she didn’t get a settlement so Mitch Albom believed she was actually raped.

Bromley told cops that he found the woman naked on a bed when he emerged from the bathroom after checking into the Hyatt Herald Square over the weekend

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Good. That Clay Matthews is such a thug.

John Scott should have held the cheque a little higher.

If ‘Megatron’ keeps his word, that leaves his career numbers as follows: 83* touchdowns on 731* receptions for 11,619* yards.

It’s soccer. If you literally didn’t have a goalkeeper the scores wouldn’t change very much.

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…