+1 upsmanship

We do - OSHA. Those are legally binding workplace conditions.

If you know the Sash family, please let them know this: How many of us stand in awe of their bravery. It must be unimaginably painful to share their son’s brain with researchers, and then to share the sad test results with the public. So much responsibility rests right now on the Sashes and other grieving families: To…

Why just all laborers? What about people? What about animals who get trapped? What about all the bad things in the universe? Why just limiting it to laborers on this one planet is pretty callous if you ask me. Surely nobody should ever care about any one thing until all pain and suffering is eradicated. After all,…

As a Hawkeye fan (obvious with my avatar) from Sash’s hometown, I'm glad to see some sort of resolution for his family. Truly awesome people. Rest in peace, Tsash.

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

If it turns out that Blake has hand cancer, we’ll know for sure.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

#whocares #silverlivesdontmatter

“Why is the news so relentlessly negative!”

This could get awkward as that nickname is usually reserved for UNC student athletes.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

Heckuva job, NHL! Guess what? I just became a voter for next year’s All Star Game, ready to embrace whatever exquisite fuckery hockey fans devise to punish the league for such petty douchecanoe-ing.

RIP Kaep

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

Just wait until he has a second son and names him Clipboard.

I don’t know why you didn’t just use a full length portrait and eliminate the uncertainty.

(light bulb goes off over Doc’s head) (makes 50 copies of lineup cards with “Joshua Smythe” and “Rance Stevensonn”)

Just in case we needed another reason to vote Griffey in: