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Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Back in the bad old days, I worked at Best Buy. During my time there, I saw a few cards that were very obviously home made. Those were easy to catch. Once though, a guy came in with his real card (name matched ID and stuff) but he’d re-programmed the stripe w/ someone else’s card number. He was trying to buy many

I was thinking about mafias and money laundry and extorsion but well.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

Congratulations. I’ve been a big Hillary detractor but when glorious Michelle pointed out that we (I’m in my 20s) pointed out that we take for granted a woman could become president the history of it hit me

I’d rather have Memphis than BYU, UConn or UCF.

I feel a sudden need to introduce you to the Ryanair experience.

tens of millions of Americans, who elect people like Walsh all the time.

Okay, ROLL CALL, who else is in this shameful arrangement?

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

Pro-tip for the uninsured/underinsured mamas-to-be: After you open that first envelope with a bill for eleventy kabillion dollars, like I did after my pre-eclampsia stay, my c-section, and our NICU stay, call the hospital’s billing office and request an itemized bill. Then, contest everything on that itemized bill

And have your stone mapped so you can prove when a shady jeweler tries to swap it out for another stone. All stones have some flaws, which can be used as a fingerprint.

Spending $21k on a ring at Kay Jewelers is like buying a fois-gras-caviar-wagyu burger from White Castle.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if

It's weird. I mean, what's so bad about antibiotics?

I only use 100% organic poison ivy, I get it at the local farmers’ market.

Now this child is going to grow up and never come out of her room because they let her stay in as long as she likes. Terrible parenting.

I’ll tell you that was my first thought the minute I saw “17 year old homeless guy”, but then reading further I felt a little more reassured that they didn’t railroad someone just to make an arrest.