It’s like getting gout..you feel like you are participating in some bizarre re-enactment.

That makes me furious for your friend and those four other women. Fucking law enforcement.

I’m sorry you’re a judgy asshole who shits on women’s choices.

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix…

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

I’d really rather not.

I had to play by their rules to get the crown... But after I won, they could play by mine.

Illinois republicans like to trumpet the idiocy, because there’s no chance of it ever, ever passing. I don’t even see our asshole corposhit of a governor signing this mess, not that it would ever make it out of committee.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

Is this one of those situations where a woman can just decide not to get pregnant, like she can decide not to get raped?

Short answer: Yes. Cats require meat to function. They need to consume nutrients only found in the bodies of other animals. Others on this thread have gone way more in depth about exactly what they need and why it cannot be synthesized from non-animal sources.

What exactly do you feed a vegetarian dog? I mean, my dog will eat just about anything, but since meat features pretty prominently in the ingredients of his dog food (like the first three ingredients, I think), I’m thinking it’s kind of important.

Have you ever looked back at your yearbook, seen the “hot” popular guys that everyone obsessed over (including yourself), and thought, WTF were we all smoking?! Dude is fugly.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

And don’t women’s bathrooms ALWAYS have stalls? I really couldn’t care less what the person in the stall next to me is doing and how they are doing it.

Yes. I feel more suspicious of every guy now. This thread is so terrifying — the beginning to so many of them sounds like situations I've been in.