Even being #suburbaniteposer I feel like I would have heard it like at least once by now.

I have lived in the Chicago metro area my entire life and work downtown and I have literally never heard of any neighborhood referred to as “the dirty.”

If they actually believed black people to be inferior to white people, you’d think they would also believe they wouldn’t need to plant anything.

Because as we all know, Jesus was NOT Middle Eastern.

When I was 16 I worked in retail and this man in his 50s, maybe 60s, came in and always creeped the hell out of everyone. It was the same deal where he never really DID anything but it was somehow still inappropriate. He just kinda hung around without buying anything. Asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was going…

Because why would a 28 year old man ever think that talking about getting his dick sucked to an underage minor was inappropriate without being told?

Without warning! Something tells me that’s not a rule that’s plainly obvious. You think there would be some warning first or something. The guy clearly did not know. (It’s a stupid policy to enforce but if they’re going to then Wal-Mart needs to make sure it’s apparent to its employees.)

Me. I NEED to take out my contacts. I’m not sleeping with them in it skeeves me out so bad.

Counterproductive. If you want to impress me, stop eating the pizza and give it to me.

Noooo don’t take away Deep Cuts!

Veuve is overrated.

I always thought this was common knowledge?! Actually where are ambulances free and can I move there?

Has there been any evidence any of the attackers were refugees? I was under the impression that everyone they identified emigrated through other means and the attack was Brussels-based.

JOIN IT. I’ve been on it for about 4 years. My aunt is a lymphoma survivor and my dad was her donor. I feel like I hear all the time about how “if only we could cure cancer” but so many people are walking around being that potential cure for someone without even realizing it. Registries are super easy to join and they…

Also, I’m curious how a law on bathroom usage protects me from being sexually assaulted. Like some guy has enough disrespect for the law to think raping someone is okay, but oh no, going into a different gender bathroom, that’s too far. But hey, discrimination is worth it as long as it helps absolutely nobody!

“Muslims are harmful to the freedom of LGBT people. Also, I want to kick some transgender ass. I have no sense of irony.”

Wow. Really love all the victim-blaming in these comments. Yeah, it’s ill-advised to let a stranger blindfold you and have sex with them, and I certainly wouldn’t do it. But it doesn’t make this woman not a rapist. Why don’t you just shout “SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT” and call it a day? I find it hard to believe if a man…

Legally it’s rape.

After working it retail I am all for the Christmas war, not that things were ever that bad at the place I worked but Christmas shoppers are demanding and exhausting.

We have a problem when the focus of a major party is “STOP MY OPPONENT” instead of “run the country”