I am not a Jeb Bush fan but this is a stupid question to ask. It had some entertaining results but I’m not sure what a “correct” answer would be and also I’m not voting based on whether someone would kill baby Hitler or not.

No shit.

If you’re a feminist, you won’t need to tell me or pander to me, it will be self-evident in your behavior. That’s what irritates me about advice like “bro tell her you support women,” it’s insulting that gross men like this guy think we can’t tell the difference.

I’m 22 and my dad is 64 and I’M worried about that.

GOD FORBID HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST

I just remember seeing my high school’s cheerleaders all do like 4 backflips in a row one right after the other on the football field and honestly that probably takes more athletic talent than actually playing football.

I graduated in 2011 and I distinctly remember the cheerleaders had to curl their hair for football games and pictures and stuff.

Weirdest thing about this to me is that at my high school the cheerleaders had to have curly hair on game days.

Seriously. You can’t just... tap her on the shoulder or something?! Why is “grab her from behind” necessary for CROSSING AGAINST A LIGHT? She jaywalked, she didn’t rob someone at gunpoint and then run away.

And if you’re a black woman.... well, I hope you never have to interact with law enforcement, ever.

I love Melissa McCarthy. I am not plus size but women’s fashion is such bullshit in so many ways it’s nice to see someone using their success and influence to say “STOP IT here’s what women actually want.” Why is it a hard concept to grasp that when a large part of your market is plus size women, you should make…

The closest they came was Michael Che on Weekend Update. A segment of the show Trump was completely uninvolved in, of course.

I went to public school and someone who had gone to Catholic high school asked me “So if you got pregnant, how long until they would kick you up?” and I was so confused by the question. I was just like “Uh, I don’t think they do that.”

As someone born and raised in Illinois, I am just SHOCKED by such blatant corruption.

So what you’re saying is my fear of mail from places I don’t recognize because I irrationally jump to “someone’s stolen my identity and it’s an arrest warrant” is completely reasonable?

THERE WAS ALREADY A CHRISTMAS TRAIN AT MY LOCAL MALL SET UP THE DAY BEFORE HALLOWEEN.

I was 6 weeks early but weighed about 3 pounds. Still left the hospital on time and everything, no complications. I feel like if you’re healthy (like, you’re not eating so little its endangering the mother’s health) the baby is probably fine? I’m guessing a doctor would have an opinion on this.

I’m sorry, if you get DUI it’s your own damn fault. Yes, people should avoid overserving, but know your own limits (who thinks it’s safe to have 7 margaritas and drive?!) instead of thinking some sub-minimum wage employee also busy serving other people (who has no way of knowing if you’re driving, either- cabs and…

I went as Avril Lavigne my freshman year of college. I had a lot of emo looking clothes from high school and I am a short brown-haired girl who applied black eyeliner like it was necessary for survival when I as a teenager so it definitely qualifies for “least effort award.” Although one guy asked me if I was a…

Yeah, as someone who has actual prescription glasses I was like “how the fuck did he get a ‘nearly blind’ pair from a drug store? And where is it located so I can save money on my next pair??”