Also, Bernie Sanders being referred to as “the human lorax” on weekend update. I lost it at that.

Went to school in New Orleans, and senior year lived in an old apartment that was not too sealed from the outdoors. Cockroaches. So many cockroaches. Cockroaches so big you could hear them crawl a room away while you were watching TV. Cockroaches in the sink. Cockroaches occasionally surprise falling off the ceiling.…

I told him later it was embarrassing. I had the same thought- you should know that I wouldn’t have liked that! We weren’t dating or anything though.

Wow so apparently this is a thing! But yeah, glad we were at least friends to begin with. I had planned on going stag so I hadn’t really worried about “last choices” or anything. It’s always unfortunate to be someone’s date just so they have a date. Like, dude, why bother at that point? No one’s gonna have a good…

That’s my nightmare. It just puts you in such an uncomfortable situation. What’s really annoying is people telling you it was cute afterwards. Yes, cute to watch. But this is not a movie.

I was going to say yes regardless, but you still feel like you HAVE to when you’re in front of people, which is what I didn’t like. I want the option of no even if I’m not going to use it.

I was asked to prom rather elaborately, by my debate partner, in front of my debate teammates at our hotel during state finals weekend. (Massive nerd alert, I know.) Prom was fun and he was a nice dude but I really wish he’d asked me with some more privacy.

Also, in what scenario would they? When would that possibly come up?!

It’s my understanding you’re supposed to treat all blood/bodily fluids like they could be contaminated with something to begin with. Like no one should be bleeding on your food and serving it regardless of HIV status. If someone HIV positive cut themselves you’re supposed to already be following universal precautions…

Chicago metro should be ranked way worse than it is.

Bought Benefit acne spot treatment. Proceeded to knock it off bathroom shelf after having it about a week and breaking it. Will be replacing with something less expensive and not glass.

I think Perfect 10 is the one I have! It saved some of them but I think the ones I tossed were just too far gone.

part of it may also be my tendency to buy cheap polish.

How do you use it all enough before it dries out?! I have far less and I just had to toss a bunch of gunky, chunky polish that even the thinner I bought couldn’t save. Teach me your ways.

I blame free samples. I end up with promotional items I wasn’t interested in, but don’t want to throw them away. Little eye shadows and lip colors I’ll never wear. Mascara I’m never going to use because I have my favorite brand already and I don’t want to change. Foundation samples that aren’t my shade so go 100% to…

This is one of the reasons I use powder foundation.

a) I’m from Chicago and met other people around here who had not heard of and never been to Ulta. I felt like someone blasphemed my house of worship. b) Ulta kicks the crap out of Sephora. Larger selection that includes not just prestige brands, coupons all the time that, at least at my location, end up making even…

NYX is fantastic. They make awesome substitutes of more expensive brands, like Benefit. Whenever I get a sample/splurge on something high end I end up trying to see what NYX has that’s comparable to replace it when it runs out. Love their liquid eyeliners. And all my Ulta coupons work on them, since they don’t fall…

I’m very confused by this- last time I heard way more states than this are noncompliant. These were just the states that declared they wouldn’t comply. (New York’s reason is that they have EDL as an option.) I live in Illinois and you don’t need to prove citizenship to get a license here, and we are currently BROKE as…

Men also have the propensity, I’ve noticed, to pine over when some famous girl turns 18. (Like being underage was the only obstacle to your chances, dude.) I have never known any female friends to do this. It’s gross. Youth is fetishized and it’s so weird to me. I did notice when I was in college how the boys could…