I once vomited so hard I peed myself too. Not in the same circumstances but IT’S A REAL THING PEOPLE, BEWARE.

I don’t need a trendpiece to tell me not to save, I have crippling unemployment doing that for me.

That’s why I left. Maybe I’ll return. But I’m at a stage in life where I don’t want to see your status about your dream job or your very perfectly staged instagrams or your fancy vacations.

I’ve been hospitalized twice because I couldn’t stop puking. It’s nothing to fuck around with, you get seriously dehydrated and sleep deprived after a few hours and trying to vomit when your stomach’s empty HURTS. What did these nurses expect someone to do, hook up their own IV at home? Some people have no bedside…

I was at a Baptist hospital ER because I VOMITED BLOOD all over my bathroom floor and decided the hospital (which was also the closest one to me) was the right call. Instead I got a smug ER doctor asking me “So, you’re young and healthy, why are you even here?” He gave me a zofran prescription and sent me home. He…

I was in a sorority and generally chose not to attend fraternity mixers. Sometimes other girls would ask me why I wasn’t interested and I said “Because being in an enclosed space with frat guys and not being able to leave sounds like a circle of hell.”

Yeah, if “it’s just being nice” it should be gender neutral, right?

What I don’t get is women have been saying for DECADES they don’t like it. And men continue to argue why it’s not bad. But if you’re really trying to pick up women, what you think is irrelevant, because if women hate what you’re doing, it’s never going to work. If you’re not gonna stop because we tell you it’s weird,…

My favorite was always “Can you ring me up?” and I would say “No, I’m standing behind the register because it’s fun.”

I went to the ER once because I threw up blood, and the doctor basically told me I had no reason to be there because I had no history of problems, (I was 21. I have not been alive long enough to have a vast medical history.) and that next time unless it was A LOT of blood, I shouldn’t bother, implying I was wasting…

The MonthlyInfo website is fantastic. My period is super irregular so it hasn’t helped much in predicting it but at least it keeps a record of when it happened.

Yeah, I heard some frat ones (because, ladies have a higher standard but boys are allowed to be gross! Sigh.) but never heard much from my sorority. Though I worked as a cashier in college, and every time someone’s total rang up to the year we were founded, our main recruitment song started playing in my head. This…

I would have much rather had sung something hilarious to the freshmen rushees than the bs fake happy nonsense about sisterhood actually sung during recruitment. Would’ve had us stand out, at least.

My college roommate and I got wine drunk and bought matching Nicki Minaj throw pillows for our crappy futon. We regret nothing.