I’m single because women find me unattractive in many different ways.  Men too.  It’s not rocket science.

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I have never understood how a woman as beautiful, talented, and smart as Beyonce could be married to an ugly, misogynistic phony like Jay Z. A fake gangster that can’t freestyle and had the nerve to cheat on her. And she stayed with him? WHY???

At this point I’m hoping that Amazon grows large enough to challenge the US government under Trump.  

HIRE COLIN KAEPPERNICK NOW!!!

I am a woman and I love wine.  I love all kinds of wine and am not picky.  I will drink any kind of wine at any time of day.  Box wine is fine.  That is very easy to say because it is true.  Ears love hearing true things.  Box win is fine.  Perfectly true.  It’s not the greatest wine, but fine doesn’t mean “greatest,”…

These comments used to be in the black.  The one who dismissed me is clearly without brain, as they say.

I’m not bragging about it or anything but yeah.  I wasn’t ahead of my time or anything I just picked stuff up pretty quickly.  

Thanks.  I have to somewhat disagree.  As misguided as many are around here I believe their hearts are probably in a good place.  The real problem is that these otherwise decent folx have been intentionally misled, and the misleaders also hang out here.  They are the brash folx that operate without humor and, many are…

Right.

Pretty disappointing that she isn’t a big fan of T Swift unlike the rest of the world. Not liking T Swift doesn’t make Haley unique, it make s her petty. T Swift is the greatest pop artist since Michael Jackson. Beyotches can buzz off. Beyonce is 100% production and marketing. She is extremely low quality. T Swift…

The idea is to make you so concerned with your appearance that you forget that you’re moving. If you wear these often enough you will develop a not terribly uncommon mental illness. 

Find an atheist at the party that believes in space and have everyone gather round. Good times. Atheists are the biggest Spaceheads ever and once you get them to realize that space is their religion they usually will develop some type of personality disorder on the spot.  It’s like watching a robot malfunction and…

Help you quit smoking? Vaping? Who started this weird rumor?

You changed, not me. You got much angrier.

People say the moon landing was fake. They only know half the story. Space itself is fake and anyone telling you otherwise is a pro-space shill.

Looks more like Kevin Spacey than Kevin Pollak. 

Hills is the most qualified candidate of all time and a truly legit public servant.  Don’t believe the lies.  She works for us, not the other way around.  At this point I would like to ask you for your support.  All 30 year old boomers support our girl Hills, myself included. 

JFC here you go

I learned to read when I was 9 which is about average. That puts you at 40? You’re probably the oldest person here.