KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

I am not sure if crack is healthier than cigarettes.

:(

I have a fairly small following on Twitter, but occasionally something I tweet will get a little bit of viral momentum, usually because the team that I cover said/did something weird/stupid/good/whatever. A few weeks ago, I had a tweet go seriously viral, because it mentioned a prominent figure who then retweeted it,…

Tell everyone to quit bitching. You gave us 15 minutes.

Yay! Hookers for everyone!

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

I’d like to see an ESPN report on off the field issues and whether they effect Hall of Fame voting. I know that’s usually Jeremy Schaap’s beat, but maybe Ray Lewis can take a stab at it.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

Ah yes, ATPDDICBDWB (attempting to pursue due diligence in consummating business deal while black)

If only Americans cared about hockey, they could get upset that players with names like “Byfuglien”, “Abdelkader” and “Stepan” were representing the US of A on the world stage.

My first thought:

Sounds like the plot to Fletch.

I like where you’re going here... let me put on my thinking cap.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

[requests trade to Mets]

The Sabres/Oilers game was scheduled to be on NBCSN all season. They flexed it out for the Pens/Caps about a week ago. They did make the game available for free on NHL.com though.

I watched the highlights on nhl.com and I’m pretty sure I didn’t miss anything by not seeing the Sabres and Oilers in full and real-time.

Maybe it’s because I’m a flyers fan and have an interest in the Pens losing points, but watching the top team in the league face off against a team that has found it’s stride and is playing really good hockey seems like the better choice. My humble opinion of course.