his elbows pointing awkwardly out and his “triceps” flapping in the wind... my god that was awful.

ooooohhh, burn [your clothes after you commit a murder with your friends]

I disagree on Oshie, Pavelski, Kesler and Parise. Kesler is funnier than hell, all those guys come across as decent guys and all but Oshie play solid in both ends of the rink. Watching Oshie in shootouts is worth having him on your team all by itself.

There’s a team North America that’s the best under 23 US and CAN players. And that team looks sick. Might be one of the only times McDavid and Eichel play together.

I was thinking the same thing, then thinking about how often I miss the green from 80 yards, and I decided not to mention any of it. Then I did anyway.

But, what about a variation on the plot of Fletch, maybe he found someone with terminal illness that was about his size, gave a significant amount to that man’s family, and the terminally ill guy commits the fiery suicide?

But, the suit is against, and this asshat represents, the ownership group running that Marriott. Yes Marriott may also have some damages, and they should considering settling, but the ownership group has some incentive not to because the PR hit is to Marriott while this group just owns that franchise location (and…

Counterargument, this ownership group is making Marriott look bad because Marriot’s name keeps getting dragged through the mud when these guys do dumb shit. They have a lot to lose when you look at what their hotel holdings are worth and what EA is suing for, but the PR hit is not theirs to bear. My guess is that they…

They’ll have to fight for it, which is physically impossible.

Yeah, I always use this sock to, uh, dust stuff.

I love that that’s what the original NHL all star game was. The defending champs against the all star team.

I watched this game, which was free on NHL.com and on the NHL app. I promise it wasn’t worth watching. These are two of great prospects on two teams that are still pretty bad. Two playoff teams belong on TV more than this game did.

I understand the lottery system perfectly well, and his comment makes sense. What part of it confused you?

Patraeus intentionally leaked info in order to get his dick wet. Which somehow has made him a martyr on the right. I will never understand.

I hope she wins, and she certainly deserves to. But, $75mm is steep. People were pissed that the McDonald’s coffee lady got $2mm (which was much closer to $500k by the time they settled) and she was ruined physically. What happened to Andrews is atrocious, but $75,000,000 is a whole fucking lot of money too.

John Wayne Bobbit ended up on a few TV shows and even some celebrity boxing. I’m sure he sent his wife a thank you card for upping his Q rating, right?

Unless you’re read how they are calculating damages, you’re probably mistaken.

I’d want to learn a little more before coming to that conclusion, especially since he recorded the conversation with her.

A full percentage point drop in BAC?

Don’t start with the “do you pay income taxes when you go on a business trip” condescending bullshit when you literally do not know what you’re talking about. There have been articles on the jock tax pretty regularly in sports and mainstream press for like ten years. It’s common knowledge at this point. Don’t you…