Tucks his ears into flatbrim hats.

I was going to make a joke asking if they tried blowing in him and giving him a nice whack to see if he started to work again, but I realized that would just be describing CPR.

Agreed - living in God’s Waiting Room, FL, surrounded by cryptkeepers, I can assure you that they die all the time in brand-new cars too. Sometimes without even crashing into anything. Old duffer in my Mom’s condo complex croaked in his car in the parking lot. Thankfully while still parked, so he didn’t take anyone…

You don’t require to “quarantine” but they do suggest you “voluntarily isolate” while waiting for a test according to the guidance which refers to both as separate categories.

It’s one of those things that happens in states connected to the national grid.

This Christmas tree, “... It’s about Hanukah.”

The guy who drove around with his high beams only for 3 weeks because he couldn’t replace a low beam headlight is very quick to condescend to “unskilled workers”.

I use these places because with the very good coupons and the time and cost to gather the materials and change my own oil when it is below freezing in my garage I would rather just go to a Valvoline and be out fast and for less money. But 2 times ago they never replaced my valve stem caps and last time they did not…

Except you're gonna give the object and nothing else will happen. A girl might get raped on top. 

Oh come on, nobody’s done this yet?

Compound interest calculations were required in my 10th grade math curriculum. The math behind compound interest is way beyond what one could reasonably expect a 7 year old to understand. I don’t think you are going to have much luck teaching Euler’s number in elementary schools.

That’s assuming those with bad credit are able to shop around. If you’re poor, your choices become limited real quick. If they don’t have a functioning vehicle, how are they supposed to shop around?

At some point we need to stop expecting consumers to become experts in any field they want to do business in, and start expecting companies to act ethically and in good faith.

It’s cool how that isn’t even vaguely comparable.

I hope you’re aware of who Graham Norton is here Luke because you’re kicking a hornet’s nest.

Danny: I have to go now. My planet needs me.

I’m mystified by why you’re being so smug about not knowing something that you seem to, in fact, know.

You need to quit this fake “Husband in Canada” nonsense. I am up here in Canada and haven’t met a single person married to you! It seems that all Canada is to the US is a source of fake girlfriends/boyfriends. We’re real people!!!

I’d watch the movie if it’s directed by Anders Thomas Jensen.

Those lifelong friendships will be tested the first time they try to help each other build the IKEA furniture.