He has patchy facial hair. But the alternative is clean shaved, which in his case makes him look like a leering pedophile with an addiction to hair gel.

If he didn’t actually have children, I would believe that Ted Cruz is a 51yo virgin. Just his voice alone must be enough to end all chances at consensual sex.

We’re starting to get into Skyrim territory here with all of these remakes, remasters, and reissues.

Well, the good news is it won’t be $80CAD. They’re not specific in the article, but if it is priced as a new game, it’s going to be, what, $90CAD+tax? That’s what I’ve been paying for new PS5 games, anyways.

Did you... just not read the article?

Unfortunately, it’s not a conflict of interest to be a giant, steaming pile of shit, or to marry one.

So basically this is what would have happened if Chris Washington had not escaped in “Get Out”? Cool, coolcoolcool.

You can’t call something a “tourist trap” unless there are tourists to trap and sell worthless tchochtkes to. That’s the whole damn point of the term.

Based on your sensitive overreaction, I assume you responded to the wrong person. The one you responded to made no disparaging remarks about la Belle Province.

I get it, and you’re right about about the misgendering for spite. It’s sad.

You’re right, I did not remember that. I’d edit it if I could. For the record, however, my forgetting that was not an attempt to “tear them down” for being non binary. Just an honest mistake.

I’m sorry, are you arguing that women should expect men to behave badly if they dress in a certain way?

Holy, way to bury the lede on that Ezra Miller story. The more I hear about this guy, the worse of a person he appears to be. I think we’ll see the Flash movie come out, since there’s already so much money and time invested in it, but I expect he won’t continue in the role after that.

Behold the terrible visage that many an unfortunate minimum wage worker has been accosted with, followed by, “Do you know who I am??” and “Well I want to speak with your manager, NOW.”

It doesn't sound like you believe in anything, so why should anyone take your opinion seriously? 

So you vote against at least one of your stated values because...? 

Oh you summer child

At least now I understand Abbott’s anti choice stance on abortion. If you’re gonna let this many kids get slaughtered on the reg, you really need a plan for backfilling their positions.

This guys is a fucking national embarassment. 

Right behind incest.