I think you meant to this for someone else. I agree with you.

Just to connect the dots here, for anyone who was a little confused on how the parts fit together on this one. From the WaPo linked article:

I mean, it’s a 300 word article, the majority of which deals with this admittedly more serious matter. But “prom queen fraud” is lot tastier of a lede than than just “hacking classmate information.” It’s also how WaPo itself leded the linked article.

Bare-foot dessert massage from her sister while someone else snaps pics? This remake of Eyes Wide Shut is going for broke.

she must have posted a link and got kinja'd.

This article is not concerned with whether the teacher was permitted, by Texas law (not Federal, according to the linked article) to read this book to 9 year olds.

If he’s Solti now, just think how Solti he’ll be in a year or two, when she passes him to become the all-time champ.

Yah, going dumpster, priest, match would present a whole other list of issues.

more that, really, she already served 8 years. although i agree with your sentiment that public office should be considered a civic duty.

monorail

i know it’s not fair, but couldn’t she just step in for like 8 years, around 2024? not just because she seems like a genuinely good person and strong leader, but also because nothing would be more likely to give donald trump a rage embolism than losing to a black woman.

maybe not, but the alternative is all right, all right, all right.

I mean, going with an ipad vs an iphone is just choosing a clunkier platform with fewer options, which makes sense for the guy that went from Selena Gomez to Hailey Baldwin.

Is this like art house films and scotch, where the less I like it, the better it probably is to people with “good taste”? Or am I right, and these people look like furries lost on a mountain top?

Careful. He has a LASER! You’re safe on Saturdays, though...

It depends. How old is George Soros?

Besides being racist, and, you know, stupid, this also counterproductive. Ever ask a 5 year old to clean anything? How good of a job did they do? For fuck sakes...

exactly. there are literally places monitoring sewage to identify the severity of covid outbreaks.

“another nonentity hotboxing his own farts on national TV for the delusional lumpen. *chef’s kiss*

no, it's FOX!