The sauna part is fine, but you don’t want to see how the rotisserie part takes place...

I thought the exact same thing. This looks like it was made in a powerpoint and then screenshotted.

Forget it, man, it’s Joan Summers-town.

If legislators can’t read, understand, and intelligently vote on 800 bills per legislative session... then why are there 800 bills per legislative session?

He’s literally reveling in his own ignorance and incompetence, as though it were some magical protection against criticism.

Oh, it’s the Epistle of RZA.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

Oh, no! Now her kids will never learn all of those important ethics and principles only the Catholics can teach...

“chug! chug! chug! chug!”

lol ok bud

Oh you, this is how snark on the internet works... just pick something and bitch about it.

He’s a hack, and a shitty rapper, and 100% willing to put any sequence of words in a song because they rhyme. We lost MF Doom but gained this piece of shit. just more fuck yous for 2020.

This is just a bizarre post. Are you actually expecting Jezebel posters to come to Chris Brown’s defense? Chris Brown?

this was EXACTLY what I thought of. kudos.

RE: the Mr. El Moussa tat and its subsequent provenance... oh lawd.

thanks!

i always assumed that the act, and the video, is less about the direct pleasure of P in M, and more about the idea of having complete control of another person, and i suppose - on the other end - of being controlled completely by someone as a sexual object.

wait wait wait. next you’re going to tell me that she didn’t actually kiss a girl, and like it??

Imagine something being too embarrassing for LUKE FUCKING BRYAN

I am seriously struggling to not come to the same conclusion as BB&J. What is going on here?