Wait, I thought this guy worked for the Mets? Being the GM of the Mets is like being the GM of a Taco Bell. No one ends up there on purpose.

totally. it’s a short trip from channeling extraterrestrials to saving kids from lizard people pedos in a pizza shop basement.

Kindness is general has to be the most underrated characteristic for men and women. It’s so rare to find someone who is genuinely kind and thoughtful, and it is so attractive as a quality.

Gerard Butler, at it again! He’s a loose cannon, and he’s always got one loaded in the chamber.

Dear lord, please let Donald Trump decide to represent himself in court. We’ve earned this.

I assume Trump’s favorite music is just an audio file, wherein he used any audio recorded of his father during his life and hacked it up to say, on repeat, “I... love... you... son... you... are... best... son...”

only if it’s wussy stuff, like education or welfare. if it’s big, manly stuff, like explody machines or tactical taint wipes, they’ll lay down them ducats.

Ricky Skaggs? Ok. Dude is a legendary musician. But Toby Keith? GTFO. What’s next? Gonna give the Medal of Freedom to Devin Nunes?? ..what’s that? Oh, he did already? Carry on, then, these are all clearly meaningless.

“Damn you 15s!!”

just rolls off the tongue

Cause in this case, they’d be strangers paying you to stay the night and they expect some damn mass murder-themed cookies!

Love it to be the latter, but pretty sure it’s the former, as there is a section of the wall he had re-built located near there. There’s a Daniel Dale tweet posted somewhere upstream confirming that.

you get me, man!

Somewhere, the ghost of King George III is laughing it up.

Blue lives... matter? Guess it depends on who’re they’re protecting...

GOLD CAN NEVER BE LOW CLASS YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s Charo who is the true genius... OF CINEMA!!!

Yah, but if they decide to shorten it and portmanteau them, then she’d share a name with the greatest damn Spanish actress of all time, CHARO! I refuse to accept they have named her this for any other reason.

it’s like this catholic church organization picks and chooses when to follow it’s own rules, or something...

Ok. But in the context of “is this a racially motivated crime,” her being white or hispanic is irrelevant, no?