I mean, that would still be having an abled person play a differently abled person, wouldn’t it? I mean, presuming they didn’t cast an actor with synesthesia.

If only he would blow himself up and rid us of his presence, like Ryan Gosling’s character in The Believer.

The horns look better than the godawful hair-in-a-can job he had last year.

If life were fair. God, if life were fair...

He’ll just end up as a talking head on Fox or OANN, or whatever network Waddles plans are creating after he’s dragged out of the White House on 1/20/21. He’ll be fine.

I have no idea what this means, because I don’t watch this series, but it sounds like maybe I should! That a New Jersey phonetic pronunciation of that word?

the what episodes?

I’m no biblical scholar, but isn’t Mark the oldest of the gospels, and easily the most “Jewish” in its context and audience? Mark was a Jew, speaking to other Jews, about the person he thought was the Jewish Messiah. This guy is clueless.

1 million percent on your side in both of these cases. if your pumpkin pie is bland, it’s because you made a shitty pumpkin pie. and sugar cookies melt in your mouth. who tf are these on the list, and fruitcake isn’t?!

wait, is kanye pullin' a 50 cent? I hadn't heard that.

julianne rockin the pink eye look.

I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure at some point in the actual comics Shuri becomes the BP.

all someone needed to do in March was convince him that people didn't want him to wear a mask. he's such a child, reverse psychology is his kryptonite.

PS5 preorders are and have been crashing retailer sites. does that sound like a situation where they're not going to sell a fuckton if these?

lol ok.

Pretty sure they’ll have no issues selling these as quickly as they sold all of the other generations.

He looks like the kind of white person who argues that it’s unfair that only Black people can use the n-word.

So no new products should be released during financial crises? I emphasize with anyone who has lost their job or had a reduction of income. But that’s not a reason not to sell or advertise items, even luxury ones. Regardless of when this is released, there will always be people for whom the price is too high.

This shows us that the one true constant in human civilization is that, no matter what, you’ll always regret growing bangs.

*chef’s kiss* magnifico!