Well, no, it’s actually because it’s an eleven-minute video of Original Content which hinges on an increasingly elaborate joke / delivery / tone. If I were to summarize it in a paragraph of text it would sound idiotic. The execution is like 99% of the thing.

This was a terrible read. It was like you wrote it with a thesaurus by your side trying to string together words and sentences that sounded “intellectual” and “deep”.

Draxler is so talented, I really hope he finds a new club before September so he gets sufficient game time. I would love for him to come to Spurs but Liverpool might be better equipped to handle his wage demands. I don’t know what PSG are paying him now.

so curious to see how Nadal manages the rest of the year. he’d do well to take some time off as well, given his injury history.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

Additional note from a CSN report: in the last two minutes... “The Boston Celtics should’ve had a field goal disallowed and a technical foul for another violation — both against Al Horford — while the Wizards were able to gain a valuable second off the clock with the lead.”

Great, and every time I want Al Horford to take a terrible shot off a broken play to IT that misses so badly it hits glass and goes in.

15,000 word write up coming tomorrow (complete with 3000 pop culture references) titled “why the Celtics actually won the game”.

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

No, he’s not!

James Harden is the MVP, and then LeBron and Westbrook are in a close race for 2nd.

For starters, James Harden is more efficient than Westbrook. He has a better FG%, a better 3pt FG%, and a better FT%, and that’s on higher 3pt and FT volume as well. He averages more assists than Westbrook, and although he…

Didnt you just answer your own question?

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

It’s always nice to see a forward firing on target.