Google “Don’t be evil.”...
Alphabet “Oh go on.”

How are those 3+ year old android phones working with a brand new OS?

Simultaneously, over 500 people have been stricken ill (>350 hospitalized) and 19 have died from a Hepatitis A outbreak in San Diego County this fall (the same county typically sees ~28 cases/yr). It’s concentrated in the homeless. The disease is caused by contact with contaminated feces. The homeless typically shit…

And now there’s already eight of them. Clearly they didn’t think this through.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

It’s weird that even the most reasonable ‘live and let live’ kind of person will lose their shit over how somebody else prefers their steak. I mean heaven forbid if your personal taste in meat don’t run with the pack.

This sounds like a job for Cave Johnson.

I remember the colonists on LV-426, had the same issues......

This is Gawker. Genius is pretty much anyone who can fog up a mirror.

#MAGA
#ignorecrybabies
#skyisnotfalling

I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.

Did anyone hear this?

If you play the videos backwards, its a piece of advanced machinery that rapidly assembles tree stumps. Due to the high cost of operation, whole trees are never built, just the stumps.

She doesn’t realize that what the “wealthy” have one generation, the “have-nots” receive in the next. Cars, air conditioning, air travel, mobile phones, etc, were all luxuries only the wealthy could afford only a few generations back.

They should just make the purchase-buyback location as far away as possible and get him to drive to Germany since it doesn’t specify a buyback location...

This is exactly the kind of thing that we needed the International Space Station to teach us. No doctor or engineering theoretician could have reasonably been expected to have predicted this. This is exactly what experimental engineering is for.

The ISS is so much more than a stupid expensive international publicity…

*Raviolis put in lava*