JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

I keep forgetting that St. Louis is an actual city. Seems like an ancient myth, like Atlantis or Utica.

If it doesn’t have this guy in it, it doesn’t exist.

*schwifty levels increase*

It should not be a surprise to anyone that Bradley is failing as Swansea manager seeing as he doesn’t speak Welsh.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

A small part of me still questioned if Philadelphia was the worst sports town. Then I heard her “sing”.

How many acoustic guitar duets can we have in our video games that won’t tug our heartstrings?

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

Yep, looks like Mass Effect.

Sendin out an SOS

About that fade route nonsense: so I am a Giants fan, and I was obviously watching the Cincy-Giants game Monday night, and I actually kept thinking about that very “Fuck the Fade Route” Jamboroo when the Giants were in the Red Zone, down 14-20. To his credit, you can see that Ben McAdoo has learned!! That 4th and goal…

One time he bought four or five boxes of the Quaker brand instant oatmeal instead of Kroger’s store brand. He still openly regrets splurging on something so unnecessary.

In college, the only two language classes available were Spanish and Russian. I chose Spanish. I see now that I did not choose wisely.

Living in the GM’s basement? That’s the dream!

My strategy:

Maybe he left his wallet there.

“Oh your sixth round kicker didn’t do so good? Must be nice.” - Tampa Bay fan

*In growly voice*: “Well...you see, Vanessa....I was IN THE GAME and portrayed Duke Abele. This city..Karnaca...it’s not like New York. The peoPLE are WEAK rrreeaggh”

Say what you will about Bortles and the Jags, that game was still more watchable than LA/NYJ.