Did someone say Waffles?

I’m a Mets fan, pretty cynical and willing to laugh at anything, but this... who cares?

He was at Pimlico on Saturday:

Here’s fresh Kentucky bourbon, made with the cleanest upstate NY water, distilled in Brooklyn, NYC: http://widowjane.com/

I love that Osama bin Laden is also there....

I know especially the first plan when he proposed funding it himself... man what a dick, can you believe he initially didn’t want public funding? THE GUILE.

And there’s the saddest picture of them all... a broken hockey stick promoting the “Lighthouse” new stadium project that was voted down

ANGRY!! when he’s ANGRY.... my bad

He didn’t confront Jurgen Klopp about it though. You don’t want to see Jurgen Klopp when he’s man.

aw, another New Jersey based Yankee fan......

HMMMMM, ME ALSO TRY BASEBALL.

I’m listening to the mets game on the Radio and this happened: “Bartolo Colon footrace”

Other great takeaway... he's encouraging police to drink while on the job!

The NHL playoffs might be annoyingly long, but the preposterously huge trophy is still the best.

Heckling "If you're gonna do it, be realistic about what you are trying to accomplish."

What, no yellow?

Missing from the analysis: Downstate versus upstate New York. In other words, the reason why New York is not the highest level.

Duke-Centipede?

Later Eli Manning came over and fixed his phone:

I believe Miami University of Ohio is actually in Michigan. I could be wrong though. (cue Ohio people with pitchforks)