Man, your joke was so good, most people couldn't even handle it!

Man, when Kobe ejected, he had to eventually give up a ring to his ex-wife.

His brilliance embodied in a 40 second clip... that extra little knife twist at the end "... Tommy Tommy Tommy...."

Man he had a bad rapport with that fan.

NORAD: sir, I'm sorry but they missed their target. Apparently, the F-15 accidentally ran into the butt of the B-52 and dropped all of its bombs. It was a fumble of sorts.

I was at the game, and I have to say, it was the first time steam ever came off my pee. The bathroom was like some weird ammonia induced steam room.

Oh thank God, now this franchise is saved and totally has no problems with its ownership going on now for 15 years.

The question is though whether he attempted to ford the river or caulk his boat

C'mon, you shouldn't be making fun of her first time.... at the winter olympics.

Wait, Kevin Garnett is a Chelsea fan? Schurrle you can't be serious.....

No frisbees.... goes out and buys a boomerang, muahahahahahaha

A scooner is a sailboat!!!!

Still the best Peyton Manning play calls "We all speak regular gaelic...."

Stop horse, mare.... uh.... Sarah Jessica Parker

ok ok, no need to get grumpy about it

I love how the Dogs are like "Awesome! I love this sh*t" but the cats have like dilated pupils and are in a complete state of chemical induced euphoria.

It's so sad that no one cares about hockey....

Wow, that's the second coach they've fired this season, they should have kept their first one:

Man, I couldn't bear to watch this video....

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash: