Get a (compatible) Keurig, then buy one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Ekobrew-Stainl…

Did you replace your pants with a $.60 pair from Goodwill that “have some holes and a zipper that needs fixing, but are still super solid”?

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No, this is the one missing the spark.

I am now bothered by Ford US

They should make an Oscar-worthy movie, just to mess with the public.

NO, we all know who is responsible for the current Leicester City squad:

A Subaru dealer sold me a used car with Scion badges on it, but every other part of the car says “Subaru” or “Made by Subaru!” Even the Scion badges have Subaru logos on the backside! What kind of scam is that?!?!

players with questionable pedigrees for a Champions League club.

Thanks for sharing my story, and thank you for the congratulations! The wee baby girl and wife are doing great, and the snow is finally starting to melt. AND it hasn’t even been foggy here for a solid few days.

Now just slap a tail-gate on it and sell it as a ute

Because no one sells a 4x4 Toyota for anything less than $3500 and your budget is 1/7th of that. Or did you mean a Tercel AllTrac?

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This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

I mean, yeah. He’s a kicker.

Check out what I just picked up at auction. Hangar fees at Westchester are terrible.

Meanwhile, Stephen A. had “thoughts” words on Coughlin this morning.

Arsenal fans are the best.

As you wish.

So looking over your list...here’s what you should really be asking yourself. It’s more of a question of prioritizing and management. Think of it more along the lines of a doctor with five patients. You can’t treat all five of them at the same time. You’d have to practice triage. As a doctor, you’d have to make a…