You can powerwash anything.

It’s much easier to be good at customer service when the customers aren’t mad about expensive failed electronic gizmos.

Same amount of turn signal use, too.

But you could overnight parts from Japan!

Also known as: 5 reasons why I just bought one.

An outlaw Prius gang would be fantastic.

I have some of those too! Not great speakers, but a good story to tell.

I am so ready for those 5 days of summer!

But you could make a whole article about it! This is Kinja!

Probably still putting everything back together.

How good is the benefits package?

I have a baby. Send me cars!

But this is the internet!

Wait... there’s a food court in Concourse C? I thought that was just one big restaurant!

Rule #8 really does not apply when you are on a scooter. Glad you enjoyed your experience!

Yes, but where else can you rent a late model Mercedes for a few days for just $50?

There's probably a Kinja sub-blog for that, somewhere.

It's most commonly used by mistake ;)

It's a contraction, but a weird one in this case. That apostrophe actually stands for "ot wan"