But never “compadre.”

Obviously, I know nothing that wasn’t reported here. I don’t know the case, nor do I know the people.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Or if you have any type of expensive chronic medical condition, HSAs are financially equal to just paying full price for the best insurance in the market. Which....if I could do that, why exactly would I need an HSA?

True...and I’m not in the Design industry but still need to use pens, and gel (specifically the G2) is best.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

My greatest accomplishment of 2016, and my entire life, probably, was using a pen until it completely ran out of ink. I didn’t lose it. I didn’t chew it up until it was unusable. Nobody borrowed it during a meeting then kept it. I used up all the ink in the pen. Even now I’m kind of basking in the glow of that memory…

I find this to be an unpopular opinion among my largely 35-50 year old friends, but goddam I love my e-reader and I don’t care who knows it. It has that nice e-ink thing so it looks just like a novel. I can carry a kajillion books in one tiny package. It remembers what page I was on. I needed a third book in a trilogy…

Thanks for pointing that out, I didn’t realize Senators are also referred to as Congressmen. Clearly I should have fact-checked my fact-check.

I appreciate all these free previews Russia is giving us of our own dystrumpian future. He may start with decriminalizing violence against women and save the anti-gay pandering for midterms, though. The former sounds more like a subject he’d be interested in pursuing.

To be fair, refusing to consume dairy products is considered seditious by most Swiss.

Dems are punting for field position, which is the best that can be hoped for right now. I think they’ve done a pretty good job of it over the past couple weeks.

Rubio’s on the side of the traditionalist (or at least Reaganite) conservatives. It’s really hard to build your career on denouncing the Castro regime and then turn a blind eye to what a horrifyingly evil motherfucker Putin is. Not impossible, mind you, but pretty damn hard.

Jeff Sessions: Too racist for 1986. Just racist enough in 2017.

I cannot believe I live in a world where the incoming Administration makes W look quaint and Cheney only slightly evil.

Which is one thing that’s a little irksome with the tone of this article. At most you might see Jezebel call that whole incident “Unfortunate”. Here we get a mile long examination of all the facts of the case.

I would wonder what makes you truly part of a Native People versus not. Especially considering that race is societal, not genetic construct.

Isn’t “the abortion industry” just, like, healthcare providers?

Yes. I’m all for public theater, but I think these clownishly dressed protesters only succeed in taking attention away from the real clown. To wit: Jezebel has had three posts so far about the Sessions sessions, none of which so far centers on the actual testimony.