As I have said before, if you are a Trump supporter, you are a racist, misogynistic xenophobe and you have no defense

I’ve never understood why people like him. He is insufferable and has a punchable face.

He is dumb.

If Fallon were anything else but a white guy, he and his awful fake laugh would never have made it to SNL let alone the Tonight Show.

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

Jimmy Fallon, befuddled TV man who makes mumbly sounds and inexplicably occupies a chair on the Tonight Show, while an elaborate tap dance extravaganza of family games and Questlove distract from his unexplained presence,

God I hate him.

Don’t forget Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Two Tribes!”

Watch “On the Beach,” a heart warming tale of people working together and so forth. Or “When the Wind Blows.”

Yep! :-D I got a heads-up on her live tweeting that night, and it pretty much made my week.. I want to be BFFs with ALL of them.

I think people need to cut the crap on the definition of a “date.” I think meeting someone individually for drinks definitely counts as a “date.” If this dude also has been know to pamper his date a la Queen’s “Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy,” then good on him.

Most of us will die in the first ten minutes, most of the rest within a week or so, except for the few that will wish they had.

Wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man

This seems like a happy ending for all the women involved. They made new friends and avoided spending any more of their precious time on this dick bag. Everyone in this story that I don’t hate wins!

Buy bottle cap futures!

This. I thought “They’ll be vaporized. Why is this supposed to be a hard question?”)

“Wall Street analysts are now trying to figure out what will happen to the markets in the event of an all-out nuclear war.”

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…

Former President Obama will return to national politics this fall because, let’s be honest, Democrats still haven’t gotten their sht together. [The Hill]