Wait, aren’t they all just Garbage Pail Kids?

I understand why they want to teach cultural sensitivity to nurses, but this is the worst possible way to do it. Did anybody who wasn’t white even look at it at any point, or were the writers just guessing?

OMG sigh isn’t it obvious?

“Events are always amplified and dramatized” in these very wealthy peoples’ minds.

I didn’t even consider her changing her name to Amber Musk. That’s amazing.

If he and Amber married, they could add a second scent to the line.

My guess? Thirst.

Fame whoring FWBs who don’t know how to keep it low key and overestimate people’s interest in their on again-off again orgasms.

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

Much like the Grand Reveal in “The Prestige,” (SPOILER SPOILER YOU HAVE HAD YEARS TO SEE THIS MOVIE)

I remember watching this and hating Debbie Matenopoulos immediately. And then slowly realizing everyone on the panel kinda hated her too.

Cheating with a guy with a PREGNANT wife, no less! Super duper classy all around.

* Slimeball Dude has affair with Lady who has no idea his wife is pregnant or that they’re not separated

OMG. Am scarred for life now.

Chinless white guys are the worst.

This is a beautiful story to tell your child about how they came into the world.

Also how you know a lie: “my wife was cool with it”

In a curious twist of fate, didn’t Deadspin’s AJ also escape to Florida?

and all the damn side eye and raised eyebrows for this woman using “baby-daddy” without understanding the irony.

I try not to judge yall’s sex partners but what the fuck?