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So, Coors? Jeff Sessions is Coors.

I love her. She flustered him and it gave me life.

And is racist.

She did not come to play! Love her.

*Note: Tap water is from Flint, Michigan. And has been watered down with highly radioactive reactor cooling water.

Chillingly accurate

If he did I wouldn’t be surprised. So many of these holy rollers who speak out against gays turn out to want the D so many times.

Boss.

Kamala Harris 2020! His face the first time she cut him off to try to get him to actually answer her question was everything wrong with the GOP in one expression - a “who does this black girl think she is talking to” face. I hate him sooooo much...

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As I read that, all I could think of was this:

It very much goes to what David Simon was talking about - guilty parties aren’t curious about what happened; they already know.

Sessions: “Sen’ta, I’m just a simple country lawyer who may not be familiar with some of these alleged Roosian things that I did or didn’t do or the President did or didn’t do but I do know in my heart of hearts that there is priveleged information that certain laws prevent me from me from disclosing”

A mockery. Sen. Kamala Harris was the real MVP.

This is why I’ve been screaming for SNL (or Colbert, or anyone) to get Leslie (Beverly Leslie) Jordan to play Sessions - with all due flamboyance!

I couldn’t believe the part of the hearing where he claimed he never sought any briefings on Russian interference in the 2016 election. He obviously realized at that point that he made himself look like a complete idiot.

Jefferson Beauregard “Stonewall” Secessions III

Oooo… Please let be that be true! Jackson was shot by his own men and died a pretty horrible death.

Jeff Sessions is caught stonewallin’. That said, he’ll never be caught dead at Stonewall In’