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I think it really is that simple: a conventionally attractive, white, blonde lady in nice clothes who speaks platitudes at an appropriately feminine volume can go a long, long way in this country.

Why do people like her, though? This is what I still can’t figure out. She’s done nothing in her life to indicate that she’s anything but a grifter (albeit a blonder, prettier grifter than the rest of her family). It just seems like people are equating femininity/beauty with virtue, which will always be a stupid

I actually watched the segment all the way through (gag) and was surprised by the extent to which you are totally right. She is clearly supposed to come off as reassuring and knowledgable but not actually smart. She spent the entire time reporting on the administration and her father. My favorite part was when they

I believe pre-election, the story was that Ivanka and Chelsea were friends. I imagine that relationship has...not aged well.

I mean, a long time ago I got hired for a job I was totally unqualified for...and yes, it was some the hardest I’ve worked in my life. And I STILL sucked at it, and eventually got fired. Because I wasn’t qualified to do the work the job demanded. So, just because you’re “working really hard” doesn’t mean you’re

Countess Complicit is a goddamn horrid excuse for a person.

stealing from cancer kids

The only way you’d be able to associate the name Trump with “endowed”.

There is a more recent group interview from Ohio voters on the Comey testimony.

Ivanka’s “job”: Show up somewhere dressed expensively, look concerned/understanding, nod, mention the word “women”, and the day’s work is done!

I mean honestly, why even the fuck bother anymore but imagine the rage strokes on Fox News if this was Chelsea Clinton saying this:

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

Die hard Trump supporters are really the worst of humanity.

I cannot believe how sheltered these people (Trump supporters (and family)) are. They call US snowflakes while whining (non-stop) on facebook about how mean we are to Trump, TRUMP! A person who built an empire on being mean, a person who whined about Obama for 7 years.

Just like those hilarious State Farm commercials, the ones where a happy person gushes something and then the victim of a situation says the very same sentences, inflection is everything. And since American Hitler cleared the room of everyone, including Attorney General Keebler, who was Comey’s boss, yes, saying

I still cannot understand how so many working class people in this country are supporting this tacky-ass silver spoon clan of dipshits. I mean, holy fuck, what’s it going to take for the poor in this country to realize these assholes aren’t trying to help you in any way, shape, or form? Their healthcare and tax plans

One is greasy blond and chinless. The other is oily brunette and chinless. Both deserve to chased over a canyon by a herd of starving rhinos.

When I was a kid my dad prefaced every chore with “Could you do me a favor?”.

It’s amazing that no one in this family understands the value of Shutting the Fuck Up. They constantly run their mouths or twitter feeds and dig themselves deeper into this massive, scandal-filled hole. How they ever made money, other than what was inherited from Fred, is a mystery to me.

It’s uncanny how similar Donald Trump Jr.’s vocal tics are to those of his father.