It’s just a single entry on his very long list of “things to fuck up if at all possible” because this kid is a mess and makes bad choices 99% of the time.

You know, I want to like her because I think she and Chris Martin handled their divorce really maturely, and in any interviews that aren’t related to her business she seems funny and chill, but SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP WITH THE HEALTH AND WELLNESS NONSENSE. She has zero idea what she’s talking about and at this point…

A skill our president doesn’t even possess.

Haha right? They were both pretty tolerable and not annoying back then. They aged into insufferability.

Hey, you irritate your buttcrack like that, it could happen.

I hate this trend, but all the IG models are doing it so it’s a thing now. SO much chaffing. 

All I can think about is how painfully chapped her butthole must be from climbing those stairs with that atomic wedgie.

Off topic, but this is weirding me out.

I was all set to post this link as well, glad I scrolled through comments first. It’s a great take down of all that is wrong with Goops snake oil cure all’s.

But I’d want to kill them both.

Why does Gwyneth have to keep doing such eye roll things. Two of my favorite all time movies are ‘Sliding Doors’ and ‘Shakespeare in Love’ but nobody needs the nonsense she’s peddling and her brand of snake oil makes me so mad.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

We don’t know how much he paid for or what their lawsuit is asking for re: funeral services. But yeah, he publicly paid for her Wake.

Wow, it takes someone super edgy, smart, and wise to criticize and judge a family’s actions of dealing with the aftermath of a tragic death.

It’s either that or start addressing this fucked up country’s gun-stroking culture and why it intersects with misogyny so often. Often at the hands of some tiny-dick loser who can’t get laid in a morgue but has some kickass skills on his PS4s.

Seriously??? What a douchey comment. GTFO with that

It is THEIR tragedy, asshole. Grief makes you reach ANYWHERE for a sense of justice. Fuck off, this comment is heartless.

exactly. same reason marla maples & ivanna are so ‘stoically’ silent...trump has them legally bound & gagged.

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.