It’s this sort of thing that makes me wish the Better Business Bureau was an actual unbiased clearinghouse for information on business reliability, and not just a membership scam/ corporate lobbying group in disguise.

I know exactly what you’re talking about and it drives me crazy. People think posting on Instagram makes you an entrepreneur.

Was Mary Ann Rolle responsible for this;

In the end, he’s just a dumbass douche bro from New Jersey.

Well, not anymore, since their equipment is being held hostage at Customs.

Exactly! Playing “legend” may be just fun for the douchebros in charge of this debacle, but it’s not fun to be stranded, to have your expensive equipment confiscated through no fault of your own, to not be repaid for labor and materials.

unless you’re just aiming at the influencer shit that is, yes, no work at all

Sure. But I don’t think “The Internet” gets to get away scot-free, either.

“Guys, let’s just please just go back to living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars and ignore the FBI investigation.”

Who knew that blowing the initial money on models and yachts would get the FBI’s attention?

“Bahamas restaurant owner MaryAnn Rolle, for example, has not been paid the $134,000 she is owed after catering meals to the festival crew. “I’m struggling,” she told the New York Times. “It’s embarrassing.””

$134,000 buys a hell of a lot of Wonderbread with a ham slice, apparently. 

Ja Rule, the rapper and Mr. McFarland’s celebrity business partner, looked on the bright side. “The whole world knows Fyre’s name now,” he said. “This will pass, guys.”

Bahamas restaurant owner MaryAnn Rolle, for example, has not been paid the $134,000 she is owed after catering meals to the festival crew. “I’m struggling,” she told the New York Times. “It’s embarrassing.”

much better!!

don’t you mean “Lord of the Flyes”?

Why should Boomers have all the fun on marooned waste-filled cruise boats in the middle of the ocean

Fyre Fest is the Donald Trump of music festivals. #timeformorepopcorn

If $100 million falls amid a cacaphonous media circus, will anyone hear it?

I love how Trump has his eyes closed like he believes he’s taking part in some magic spell that will help secure his power and the other two are looking incredulous like they are thinking, “this idiot thinks we are doing some mystical occult shit right now because we are toughing a globe with a light in it, is this…

I can get behind this. People are too often criticized as Islamophobic for criticizing the Saudis and their genocidal policies. Kind of like what Israel is doing to the Palestinians: call them out on their shit and they’ll smear you as an anti-Semite or self-hating Jew. I’m not attacking the peaceful, innocent…