In a country where waterboarding counts as “enhanced interrogation”, it’s only consistent to classify other forms of water torture in the penal system as “enhanced correctional efforts”.

So...Uber threw him under?

Given how many men rock the beard and flannell shirts today, he was positively a style icon.

That moment in the film when he finds out that none of the crew liked him is meta.

Or the best pen pal award to Ted Kaczynski.

I thought about Biff Tannen.

I think we still have some pieces of the wall in museums that we could offer you at a reasonable price. They’re covered with graffiti, though. Trump wants a beautiful wall, so someone would have to give it a new coat of paint.

Like Commander Worf said - “Adopting a siege mentality is ultimately self-defeating”. The Maginot Line didn’t hold. Hitler’s insanely expensive Atlantic Wall collapsed within the very first day at Omaha Beach. The Chinese Wall was breached numerous times by the Mongols and other invaders.

You know those border patrol volunteers get hard at the thought of being granted shoot to kill authority.

Well there’s a lot of pork to go around with a 3000 mile, $50 billion wall. Given that most of the border counties are controlled by Republicans, I’m sure there will be some kickbacks.

Makes you wonder why the Party discouraged any serious candidates from running against Clinton, even though they knew full well how unsympathetic Hillary was to the general voter.

I’m amazed that he received 4.5 million votes - a 360% increase over the previous election in 2012 ( which already saw a 250% increase over the election in 2008). At this rate, Gary Johnson will be President in 2029.

The inversed principle applies to Trump: “Just because I’m guilty is no reason I shouldn’t get away with it”.

He basically bought his way out of a prison sentence with 100 million Euros in Germany (the guy he bribed was sentenced to eight years). He’s lucky that he’s a free man thanks to his wealth and should just STFU and remain in obscurity for the rest of his life.

A small number of people, though. Without their insane border fortifications, the People’s Republic of Germany would have collapsed twenty years earlier, literally bled dry, just like the rest of the Eastern block. The American situation can be better compared to the Israeli border wall, because they don’t want to…

What is the government’s endgame though, when they lie about the flat earth?

An odd stance for someone who got to where he is today because of the welfare system he now wants to dismantle.

The government is not allowed to search a refugee’s phone to determine their country of origin in Germany. Privacy rules and all.

He still believes the Central Park Five did it.

There were also mines, automatic gun turrets, watchtowers and perimeter petrols with NVA soldiers with shoot to kill on sight orders.