Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

Republicans, 1987: Tear down this wall!

In all seriousness, there are multiple crises brewing in Sub-Saharan Africa right now that receive very little attention. There’s an equal number of people threatened by starvation in South Sudan, where the most powerful warlords have been waging war against each other’s tribes almost since the country achieved its…

They’re still butthurt about the end of apartheid.

That’s always been the problem with both Clintons though, isn’t it? Always balancing right at the line between amoral and illegal. That’s the main reason why so many people have such an irrational hatred for them - because they know the Clintons are smarter than they are - smart enough to skirt the rules without…

The fact that you think no damage occurs from multitudes of rape and death threats is bullshit.

A week or so ago I saw a recent picture of him where he did indeed have a weird green boil on his cheek.

Some of those seemingly safe blue states (according to 538) went to Trump precisely because the kids stayed home or logged their protest vote, believing that it wouldn’t matter anyway.

Hercules and his gang as the new administration in 2021, to be more precise.

The closest thing Trumpelstielzchen has to a pet is Chris Christie.

Expecting that immigrants magically leap 100 years into the future when it comes to their cultural attitudes was a tad bit naive by the political mainstream here. We haven’t achieved that with the majority of the Turks - the most Westernized Muslims to begin with - who’ve lived here for three generations.

Clinton’s issues were a matter of legality though, not of lax security. There’s no indication that her server was breached by anyone.

Clinton’s aides - like Brazile, DWS, Podesta and Abedin - had an almost frightening ability to destroy their boss with their own ineptitude, laziness and shortsightedness.

At least with Biff we had hover skateboards and three second microwave pizzas. All we have with Trump is a newfound loathing of scotch tape.

Because Merkel is under pressure by a whole barrage of German CEOs who want to continue doing business with the United States?

He looks like he’s praying for an upgrade of his operating system.

In Germany this is called the “Alles Schlampen außer Mutti” defense (they’re all sluts, but for momma). That kind of madonna-whore complex is the trademark of patriarchal cultures and attitudes.

“Oh Barack, where are thou?”

According to my list, Trump has insulted, offended or threatened 25 countries so far - and he’s only been on the job for eight weeks. There are 200 more weeks left in his first term.

Just like the “Bill Maher is a monster” article some weeks ago, a perfect example why feminists are thoroughly loathed by many people, including women.