woah. pump the brakes there pal.

that's exactly my point. she went up against a machine gun with a super soaker and ending up making this psychotic jerk off appear rational. of course after the cameras cut I'm sure he consumed a number of infants whole, as his demonic diet calls for.

no, but that's probably due to constantly being intoxicated

ah, well I'm stupid. I'm not sure what Crow's excuse is. He's usually on top of these things.

Rick Perry had supporters?

he'll do anything his radio advises. i'm just curious what song will be playing during the part when he calls Ray Charles a… well, we all know what he called Ray Charles.

he probably doesn't feel as half as bad as Gabriel Iglesias does when someone yells at him "Woah! It's Carlos Mencia!… damn bro… you look like shit!".

as long as we're not spending any holidays on ice.

meanwhile David Sedaris is still attempting to dress Amy in corduroy and denim. it's all very disturbing.

it's probably still better than Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

you mean velcroed their shoes?

I'll give you that

read as sub dash and got way too excited.

mediocre? you're fucking high.

Danny Devito has great cleavage.

what did Swayze ever do to deserve this? honestly, first Red Dawn, now Point Break and then Roadhouse is next up on the chopping block. What's next? Zac Efron and Selena Gomez in Ghost? just fucking stop already.

Vaya con Dios.

Homeland meets Erin Brockovich you say? so a disgraced Recon Marine and a mentally ill CIA analyst are going to carry on an affair that no one gives a shit about for three seasons then Iran hangs him and Danny Devito is producing the whole thing?

"Can someone please call Christopher McQuarrie?! I don't know what I'm doing!"

I had no idea that the song "Lola" by The Kinks was about a tranny until my late 20's which, thinking about it now, is ridiculous.