obscenities, Constitution, abortion, veterans. any of those will do

his only friends are Robbie and Hank Mardukas.

Cory Monteith.

Trans Is the New Black

well I cried like a baby.

exactly. it was like finding out Kevin Spacey was Keyser Söze for the first time.

Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yea we have it.
Customer: Great great… Well, can I have it?
Barry: No, you can't.
Customer: Why not?!
Barry: Because it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say…

I remember watching this movie when it first came out and when John Cusack introduced Sonic Death Monkey/Kathleen Turner Overdrive/Barry Jive & The Uptown Five and Jack Black belted the fuck out of "Lets Get It On", I said to myself, "that guy is the real deal, a fucking thespian in the truest sense" and I have always…

Sam dying in I am Legend still bothers me to this day.

Trapped in the Rough Muff

I've been saying that for years.

Josh Trank? more like Josh Tank! amirite?

Bill Hader on Brooklyn Nine Nine just made my day; and after witnessing that horrifying televised circus called the "Republican debate" and Jon Stewart signing off, I needed this.

very carefully

it could have been worse. it could have been on FX and starred Dennis Leary…

Gimme Shelter will be played 1,179 times. enjoy America!

I'm sorry! It's not like I meant to!

I, admittedly, forgot about Dre

Kip Winger? really? who owed this guy a favor?

he's always throwing his brother a bone