a movie about a Purple Heart-adorned Iraq War veteran who fought against an unfeeling bureaucracy to save the life of her battle-wounded hero dog.

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the FF franchise is doomed to a life of mediocrity.

if a clearly intoxicated Danny Glover is reprising his role as the villain, then sign me up!

It's on Bona Drag!

I'd prefer Mr. Shehori go stand out in the rain

hey, it's that guy from that show, sans hairpiece! congrats!

just go away already, you old fart!

Benji is a champion. a champion!

all I can say is that that album is pretty lame

so is Bacon going to hang dong or nah?

No spin. No, sir.

Bill O'Reilly: "This just in! President Obama may or may not be responsible for the Holocaust. We go live now to the White House where our correspondent, Ed Henry, is standing by. Ed, what can you tell us about these latest accusations leveled against the President?"

well that's an obvious lie. no one likes that iPhone feature, Cruise. nobody!

touché, sir.

why? they can't provide him with enough sex slaves to quench his insatiable appetite? I guess he could always call up Warren Jeffs.

for her hand in Anchorman 2, she deserves this.

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Minorities Reporting on Minorities

starring Mischa Barton