i have it on good authority that Martin Scorsese only gets his rocks off while he's sleeping.

would this constitute as "meta"? or does it literally have to be titled Workplace Comedy?

Matt Damon?

Big Momma's House: Big Ol' Momma

it'll be filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement

that's always the best strategy

Soylent Green is Edward G. Robinson!

you're so cool.

2 Magnificent 2 Seven

wait. they remade The Magnificent Seven?…

I actually had a dream just like this once. Damon, Oprah, The Pope, Emanuel, etc.; all were there…

the most important thing to take away from this is that Liquid Schwartz > NASA

why does it have to be black money? you jive turkey!

Kristen Stewart, the female equivalent of Wiley Wiggins in the acting talent department.

hey Keith, two words. Dirty. Work.

You bastard!

I'll give any Ben Foster film a chance.

pandering for the Hispanic vote. stay classy, DeBlasio

I can't help but be reminded of the episode of That 70's Show where Kitty buys Hyde the jacket that has "Stuntman" emblazoned on it every time any mention of a stuntman is made.

I just want you to come back because I miss you.