JLo actually pretty famously doesn’t smoke or drink. She could be lying of course, but I remember interviews starting back in the 90s where she talked about how obsessive she is about that.

Yup! Plus she has the luxury of never having to work another day in her life if she didn’t want to. I know every muscle on my face would relax if I had that kind of security plus the infinite vacations and the best that life has to offer. 

My grandmother handed me a jar of Ponds when I was prepubescent. I still use it to this day. If I am ritualistic about anything, it is washing my face as soon as I get home from work. I have had the occasional night of drunkenness where I ‘just laid down for a second’.  I don’t hesitate to say that every single one of…

Clarins promotes lymphatic drainage massage with their products. Their total eye treatment magically drains the bags under my eyes in the morning. They are pricey, but they work. 

I do this for home facials. It also works amazingly well for sinus congestion.

I also want to know! I don’t wear makeup at all, but would love some good facial ideas I can do myself. Right now I do a super cheap scrub every few weeks by adding baking soda to my regular cleanser and GENTLY massaging my face. Kosher salt and olive oil for my body on the same schedule.

I just find it funny how neither Noah or Don knew what it meant but somehow managed to use it correctly and against its intended target (Black women). I’d be slightly more inclined to believe they didn’t know what it meant if they called like, Gwyneth Paltrow a nappy headed ho. Then I’d be like huh I don’t think that…

I’d wager another helpful J.Lo secret is also having the best quality towels and sheets, so they don’t rub your skin roughly, coupled with staff that puts on fresh sheets daily. Years ago, I read about a really rich person who’s skincare secret was changing your linens and towels daily which is really inaccessible to…

With her money, it’s totally doable without Botox. Facials, fancy creams, plus all those crazy new things you can have done by an aesthetician like micro-needling and lasers, not to mention fillers like Juvederm or Restylane. Saying you don’t use Botox is just like saying you don’t drink Ocean Spray juice. Still…

Years ago J-Lo said she used La Mer face cream all over her body every day. 16 oz of that is only $2,500. Totally relatable. 

I liked it way more than I thought I would. I learned a lot, too. 

Why the fuck would you even let Rudy G’s Flying Circus through the goddamn door?

ugh I love her

“It’s costs a lot of money to look this cheap....”

My favorite part of their story was that they met at the Wishy Washy Laundromat.

I gained a lot of respect for Dolly after seeing Ken Burn’s Country Music. She’s the real deal.

That looks like my hair before I decide to at least brush and ponytail it before I leave the house. 

If Giuliani is telling you to calm your crazy, then you’re in trouble. This is hilarious.

As a rule, I’m sick of people in 5 min tops. So, 57 years is a good score.

“Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either. “

I appreciate this sentence