Just balance things out, were I homosexual, I would totally homosex Aidan Quinn.

Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest were so charming in this movie. My sister and I have joked (but probably mean it) that we are going to spend our old age like them; bebopping around in eccentric clothes, waking people up for midnight cocktails.

90s Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock were freakin gorgeous. Sure, I’m a pig, but holy moly watch that trailer. That Sandra Bullock is the type of gal you wanna marry. I wanna take Nicole Kidman to the frickin prom. They’re god damn beautiful.

But so did the witches! Cher’s speech telling him how gross he is is gold.

My only beef with the movie is that I find Jack Nicholson absolutely repellent and creepy in a bad way, not a sexy devil way.

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My only beef with the movie is that I find Jack Nicholson absolutely repellent and creepy in a bad way, not a sexy devil way.

I loved the Witches of Eastwick. I was kind of hoping they would make the sequel, the Widows of Eastwick, into a movie as well. The timing works out well with all three actresses. I guess thats been shot to shit. 

If you can find it watch the 1975 movie Shampoo with Warren Beatty, Goldie Hawn and Carrie Fisher. Jon Peters was supposedly the inspiration for it.

I never liked Susan Sarandon much so this tepid cup of tea amused me. Cher, on the other hand, is and has always been a crazy delight. I remember back when Jon Peters first arrived on the scene because he was having a liaison with Streisand and everyone thought he was sleeping his way to the top. Apparently he was…

We were pretty close up- like 3rd row or so. He was fine during his set, it was just at the end. He looked so gross that I imagined he even smelled bad. I will say though that he does have a pretty good butt.

Today I’ve learned that Kim is two years younger than me and Blake Shelton is two years older. I swear I thought both were further away in each direction. Moral? I’m getting old.

Don’t second-guess yourself! You did need to get it out. And you did. That’s a good thing.
Be kind to yourself, you deserve it. 

Thanks. I feel stupid for posting it on here tbh. I really wish there was a way to go back and delete posts. Seemed like a good idea to get it out at the time!

They’ve been together for 5 years. I only know this because Gwen and Blake are the celebrity doppelganger couple to my boyfriend and me, which also means that I project all of my current relationship struggles onto the two of them, only they have money and have to answer the marriage question to everyone and not just…

I, too, would like Gwen to ditch this early 00's Ford F150 personified and make some more good music with No Doubt.

Hey kitty cats! Guess who didn’t move to Panama this week? You’d be right if you guessed me. I’d like to thank Donald Trump for fucking up the post office so destructively that my overnight mail to/from the Panamanian Consulate in fact took almost five days, and got here today. My flight was this past Thursday. With…

Hoping for a full recovery for both your parents.

Hi everyone, I DID MY ABSEBNTEE BALLOT TODAY AND I FEEL GOOD. Also, walked the beach 5/6 days this week. Up from complete indoor slug mode, will up the distance next week. Saw dolphins!

I’ve spent the better part of the last 2.5 days since both of my parents and my dad’s secretary tested positive for COVID either updating group texts with my brothers and my uncles and emailing my aunts and my parents’ friends, familiarizing myself with both the WHO and NIH guidelines on COVID treatment, or just…