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The angsty punk Gwen was ALWAYS a put on. I have friends who knew her pre-fame from the club/party scene in LA/OC and she was basically the popular suburban girl with an edgy asymmetrical haircut who was omnipresent in 80s shopping mall food courts across America.

Take it easy on the Us Weekly writer. Everyone makes mistakes. After all, she’s just a girl, in the world.

Don’t speak.

Just want you to know I laughed so hard at this I almost peed. Also, thank you in advance for the song that’s gonna be stuck in my brain for at least the rest of the day.

This shit is nuts

I would LOVE the opportunity to feel suffocated and stressed in a 13,000 square foot home with nannies!

No doubt.

I was just about to say something about how it must be so hard to be so rich and yet be so bored, when I started to wonder if the source on this is just someone that hates them. Painting them as bored and angsty in a $13m ranch, while so many are suffering, invites a lot of hatred.

Gwen and Blake are just feeling ansty because they haven’t been getting attention lately. No doubt this is a false lead to drum up interest for next week’s US Weekly article about how they’re totally NOT breaking up, in fact they’re planning a wedding and they’re pregnant with ten babies!!!

He was obviously unstable on the show, I cringed through the whole finale. They tried to spin his gaslighting and frequent childish outbursts as romantic and passionate, but it was clear he had no idea how to interact with women, especially ones he couldn’t control. And I agree that “grand romantic gestures” are often

None of this is surprising. If anything, this article understates how creepy his behavior was on their season. I spent the entire finale yelling “GIRL, RUN!” at the screen. She clearly and explicitly dumped him and left the show. He then said “fuck you” to the other two girls who were still interested in him, tracked

The end of this season was so incredibly problematic. She DID NOT want to be with him. She very politely kept telling him this wasn’t it. And he pushed and he pushed until she probably felt so pressured by him and the crew and the show and the “need for the storyline to wrap up”, that she conceded. I was super shocked

Who knew Chris Evans’s dick might be the hero we never knew we needed!

I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was

I missed it too, but it’s only Evans. Lemme know if Hemsworth has an “accident.”

I’m sure there are plenty of other people around the globe who are also putting Chris Evans’ pic to good use, if ya know what I mean and I think that you do.

Being a stoner

What if they only ticket white people? Because i only see maskless white people. They seem to be the stupid ones. (Not all white people, just the trump ones.)

Fuck the police and this decision. More than half of those racist pricks refuse to wear masks themselves, but you can be DAMN sure they’ll use it as an excuse to harass POC