We did, and the judge instructed everyone to take their masks off while testifying. For clarity? To avoid bias? Because he secretly wanted sick leave? IDK.

Gorgeous pics. All I know is that whenever I’m clearing house things and have to give away books:

I love your photos. :)

Those muffins look so tasty! Also, Mystic?? I have this weird feeling you’re my cousin lol. I always have this weird feeling that I already know people on here!

People who organize books as decorations rather than reading material should be shot.

I’m picky about handling books—I only even consider lending to people who won’t let books rest open and break their spines, fold over pages as “bookmarks” or otherwise brutalize my books—but I’m relaxing a bit on organization. Partly because there are so many books in this house and while most are mine, quite a few…

JFC this was a week and a half. I thought it was bad when I was juggling three jobs on Monday (old job, new job, boss’s job bc he was out.) Then I got called and selected for jury duty.

Starred for starring Lizzie Bennett. 

Megan, all I saw were two sister wives who looked pregnant.

I wonder if Don Jr. dating an older version of his stepmom and Ivanka constantly trying to position herself as equal to the first lady (see her “first daughter” tantrum for another striking example) might suggest some unresolved oedipal issues in this family? Nah, probably just my imagination.

I do that the same way I did it IRL in the before times. “Hey we’re getting together after.... for ...”

The complete and total break from social obligations has been the one silver lining in all this mess for me. I have a big family (my mother is one of 11 kids) and there isn’t a week that goes by that doesn’t feature some kind of family event. My family for the most part has learned to live with my introvert ways and I…

There are aspects of social distancing—the six foot rule, masks In public, and the features highlighted In this article—that I hope stay In place long after the virus has diminished. Only being a allowed to appear In public In disguise has been a true boon to my mental health If Im being totally honest.

She’s also, according to herself, a first-generation American cos her mother is from Puerto Rico...

She is unhinged.

Exactly. This was the perfect coke-fueled combo of “Latina who graduated to Lady of the Manor” and “righteous ire-storm.”

Her hair extensions are awful

Well, she looked a little different back then.

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Mother Jones scored her speech with North Korean propaganda music. Fits perfectly: